an odd collection of Retro & Vintage Orphans

company Smoking and Pet Policy

My Cat Smokes! ( the Dog quit drinking toilet water though )


Haneys Barn

Opening Pitch

The barn is open ...


I'm Lance and I've been collecting vintage metal and retro wooden chairs and desks for awhile now. These can make good home offices and computer setups or just a favorite chair to watch TV in the garage while you're hiding from the in-laws. 


If you believe they just don't make em the way they used to, or if you have a hard time paying a $100 for a desk you can lift with one hand. Then you should take a look at my website, you may see something that your dad or uncle used to have back in the day.


Over the years I've gotten pretty good at picking out the creme of the crap, so you may be surprised at what you find, I always am...


Thanks for your interest,